I dislike self-description. I’m not skilled at witty personal summaries. I could provide qualifications, but I am not qualified. I have, apparently, written something, and you, hopefully, have read it. If so, good, and it does not matter what color my socks are (invariably black), what my favorite game is (Super Mario 64), or if I have beat Space Harrier on the Sega Master System (I haven’t, yet).”